You know you are stressed when______?

You fill in the blanks...

Mine is "You just dyed your hair a week ago, using hair dye specifically for resistant grays, and initially it worked! But NOW, there about 20 NEW silver hairs on each side of your head!!"

Stupid stress...

You know you are stressed when______?

You find a grey hair in your goatee.

You know you are stressed when______?

You know you are stressed when you put a shot of whiskey in your morning coffee, just to talk yourself out the front door.

You know you are stressed when______?

i laughed out loud, hysterically rolling on the floor at the slightest, unfunny comment someone just made. and after 30 secs, return to my moody expression and try not to cry or go mad.

You know you are stressed when______?

I stop eating, get nightmares, the wrinkle on forehead pops out....ahh, thats where I draw the line !! stupid stress....lol

You know you are stressed when______?

I start punching babies.

You know you are stressed when______?

I would rather go to work then deal with my crazy family.

You know you are stressed when______?

When I'm stressed I have wicked bad nightmares about whatever's stressing me out. When a friend of mine caught me sitting up and 'acting out' a situation (in MY SLEEP) from work I realized how bad the stress was and took that as a sign that I needed to find a new job.

You know you are stressed when______?

the faces in your poop start debating with you